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The Roast Council
Put your idea to the Council.
Six voices, live market receipts, one honest verdict: green light, reshape or kill. Plus the cheapest test to prove it either way. About two minutes.
The council is in session
Six voices are reading your brief.
The ReceiptsSearching the live market for rivals, prices and demand
The Wrecking BallLooking for the one thing that kills it
The Dreamer With A CalculatorWorking out the realistic upside
The ToddlerAsking "but why?" about every assumption
The WalletDeciding whether to actually pay
The Final WordReading the whole brawl and ruling
Usually 60 to 120 seconds. Keep this tab open.